I Was

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CC 18/01/2019 01:24
You know, I never thought I would ever say I was going to spit on someone's grave, but as soon as this bastard croaks, I'm getting myself down to Kentucky to do just that. What a total prick scumbag this guy is!
When I first received a call to interview for my current position as a program assistant with the USDA, I had to think, "Which job was this?" I could not quite remember, since I had applied to many jo...
Phoebe Buffay 18/01/2019 01:24
When I was 14 I mugged Ross. It was fun.
I Was a Preteen Psychopath Thu, 17 Jan 2019 03:12:00 GMT
Vodka Yonic features a rotating cast of female writers from around the world sharing stories that are alternately humorous, sobering, intellectual, erotic, religious or painfully personal. You never k...
A Kentris 18/01/2019 01:24
I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 392 #GameInsight #ParadiseIsland2
Daniil Medvedev feels satisfied with his first-round win over Lloyd Harris, beaten 6-1 6-2 6-1, at the Australian Open. Speaking to Eurosport Russia, the 22-year-old said: 'It was tough despite the ea...
Yui 18/01/2019 01:24
I was struggling with a scientist's name in our Physical Science exam. My mind kept saying it was Schubert.. good thing someone corrected me and said it was Schrodinger. #babagsaknayan @TwoSetViolin
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I was struggling with a scientist's name in our Physical Science exam. My mind kept saying it was Schubert.. good thing someone corrected me and said it was Schrodinger.   #babagsaknayan  @TwoSetViolin<br>http://pic.twitter.com/tC42FzT9ay
“This is my first time doing this job and we moved fast, and I was learning on the go and I’m just really grateful that I can take these lessons of being a more aware and attuned showrunner ...
SeanGaney 18/01/2019 01:24
*former childhood actor... would be weird if I was still a child. https:// twitter.com/frenchie_03/st atus/1086067552319614977   …
“SMILF” star and creator Frankie Shaw on Wednesday again addressed the misconduct allegations levied against her by members of the Showtime series’ cast. Actress Samara Weaving, who accused Shaw of co...
Dan 18/01/2019 01:24
Enjoy taking a pic with a seal. When I was like 10 I was able to take pics with whales and y’all hatin on them. Like relax let people take a pic with shit and not bash them
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Enjoy taking a pic with a seal. When I was like 10 I was able to take pics with whales and y’all hatin on them. Like relax let people take a pic with shit and not bash them <br>http://pic.twitter.com/p3P6Gi3YAx
blood sweat and tears was jins era try proving me wrong I dare you
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ScaledJustice 18/01/2019 01:20
irl picture of me not drawing after saying I was going to draw more this year
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irl picture of me not drawing after saying I was going to draw more this year <br>http://pic.twitter.com/LKUvFpxEgL
charlie puth 18/01/2019 01:18
Honestly man... salute to @souljaboy ...Without him I would’ve never uploaded my music to youtube. In fact, I don’t even think I knew what youtube was before I saw him doing his thing....***i got me some bathing apes***
March For Our Lives 18/01/2019 01:18
“Last time I was in this room was on March 24th. A monumental day for all of us. With your help, we have been making history since that day” - @charlie_mirsky, MFOL’s 18-year-old federal lobbyist said in welcoming statement.
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“Last time I was in this room was on March 24th. A monumental day for all of us. With your help, we have been making history since that day” - @charlie_mirsky, MFOL’s 18-year-old federal lobbyist said in welcoming statement.<br>http://pic.twitter.com/NYiAlofIOL
Coffee Bandit 18/01/2019 01:16
A little bit of a #ThrowbackThursday I didn't start drawing until I was in high school, the first picture is from 2012 and hard to believe it's been 7 years. Still not where I want to be, but hey some progress!
http://pic.twitter.com/1NbOdKndr5
A little bit of a #ThrowbackThursday   I didn't start drawing until I was in high school, the first picture is from 2012 and hard to believe it's been 7 years.  Still not where I want to be, but hey some progress! <br>http://pic.twitter.com/1NbOdKndr5
Chuck Wendig 18/01/2019 01:14
my son just said the one Pokemon is named Caterpee and I was like DOES HE EVOLVE INTO CATERPOO and I think now he’s mad at me
2009: i don’t understand why anybody would want to join twitter. people just tell you what they had for lunch 2019: please everybody tell me what you had for lunch and absolutely nothing else. that was always the correct way to interact with people. i was so wrong
)))David Cross((( 18/01/2019 01:12
Exactly how I was paid for that 2nd Chipmunks movie! https:// twitter.com/Shakestweetz/s tatus/1085910150320250880   …
New Year New Me(g) 18/01/2019 01:12
I was just trying to take a cute pic of my outfit but my cat had other plans
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I was just trying to take a cute pic of my outfit but my cat had other plans <br>http://pic.twitter.com/qex5BGVM32
Lorraine Villa 18/01/2019 01:12
Throwback to when I was able to watch Alyssa Valdez when I was on vacation in the Philippines! I was so close to her yet so far. @AlyssaValdez2 #MagandangBuhayWithREIGN
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Brandi Rhodes 18/01/2019 01:11
I could never go to an MK Reveal without my favorite. It was the
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I could never go to an MK Reveal without my favorite. It was the  <br>http://pic.twitter.com/8zuXSyQcOW
Debby 18/01/2019 01:11
the oportunity was there... i took it (first meme 2019, i'm so sorry xD) @rebbford @moitoi @soelloo
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the oportunity was there... i took it  (first meme 2019, i'm so sorry xD)  @rebbford @moitoi @soelloo<br>http://pic.twitter.com/f4PpKzxUnQ
Elizabeth Warren 18/01/2019 01:09
This was never just about the US census. This is just one more example of @realDonaldTrump & Republicans fanning the flames of bigotry & fear. I’m glad to hear that a federal judge ruled against adding a last-minute citizenship question to the 2020 Census. https://www. washingtonpost.com/local/social-i ssues/2019/01/15/ec70d5a8-18da-11e9-8813-cb9dec761e73_story.html   …
captain* 18/01/2019 01:08
he quickly went from “i don’t feel so good” to “that was so good”
http://pic.twitter.com/beozeXEyNR
he quickly went from “i don’t feel so good” to “that was so good” <br>http://pic.twitter.com/beozeXEyNR
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