Just to clarify, Cummings didn't go to his 'nearest' castle. To get there he would have had to pass Auckland Castle and Raby Castle. Durham has its own Castle, Brancepeth isn't too far away, even Lumley's closer. He went three full castles away. #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle
Dominic Cummings did not drive to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight. He didn't. He did not. He did it breaching the lockdown laws he'd told all of us to obey. That's it. He did not travel to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight. That is a lie. EVERYONE knows this. So now what?
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#ClassicDomExcuses Because Satan appeared in front of me and told me I must find a way to the Barnard Castle to let Damien loose on you all, but then I realised it was me and you let me show you my smile. http://pic.twitter.com/adnp1UaSbG
Here's the thing. He was under pressure because they were messing up Covid-19. When his wife got ill he had a meltdown and ran away to his mum and dad. By the Barnard Castle trip he had regained his arrogance. That's what he's covering up.... #ClassicDomExcuses
#ClassicDomExcuses set off 4 Salisbury Cathedral,famous not just in Europe but in the whole world. It's famous 4 its 123-metre spire, it’s famous 4 its clock, the 1st one ever created in the world which is still working. but ended up at Barnard Castle cos i couldn't see properly
Inspired by #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle, for those who remember the great Scott McKenzie classic "San Francisco" 1/3 If you're going to Barnard Castle Be sure to wear a face mask with great care If you're going to San Francisco You’re gonna meet old Covid Cummings there.
Dominic Cummings travelled to Barnard Castle during lockdown for purely selfish reasons. You could not attend family funerals. But this Tory advisor went on a pleasure trip. This is the truth. So now what?
#ClassicDomExcuses. I had to drive to the castle to use the portal to middle eath, as hancock needed me to retrieve the protective ring for the care homes, it was then imperative I return to London to pick up the delorean to finish the job.
Health Secretary Matt Hancock just confirmed a trip to Barnard Castle to test your eyesight is an “exceptional circumstance” & “within the guidelines.” Is it any wonder 71% of the public disagree with this shameful bunch of shambolic, truth twisting bottom feeders