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Barry McVelcro 🖖
"Bloody foreigners' fault"
We honestly did not realise THIS would happen... sowwee!
Mod the Cat
'The cat ate the other 49 so I didn't get a chance to read them!'
The government keeps blaming everything on @JeremyCorbyn when they control Parliament with a coalition with the DUP.
Its not our fault,she said she was strong and stable
I said experts, not exports
Not everyone who wants a try has had a go at being the Brexit Minister yet
Gwen King 🏴
Sorry, I got on the wrong bus
We can't re-boot the Maybot - it's stuck in a loop
When we were an empire, we were ruled by an emperor. When we were a kingdom, we were ruled by a king. But now it’s a country...and we’ve Parliament.
Because Brexit is so last year
We are saving up to pay off the DUP again.
"Can we get an extension on our deadline? We've just realised we made a small mistake" @TheLastLeg
If you don’t give us an extension we’ll revoke Nigel Farage’s citizenship while he’s in Brussels
we can’t find Theresa
Theresa May was too busy clubbing to care about what the rest of us thought
Because the DFS sale hasn't ended yet
We just want to live in the world of Alan Partridge
We didn't mean it, we were drunk
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