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Cyclops has to wear a paper bag during sex with the Mrs.
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Tonight tell me the troubles of unicorns, mermaids, fairies, aliens, etc...
😉 Diane 😻
Unicorns are always horny
Getting a new husband mid series
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When Clarence, my pet unicorn, takes off his magical glittering onesie, his poor old twisty horn always gets stuck in the tumble dryer vent
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People are rude about your appearance.
Feeling froggy? jump! 🤘 🐸 🐸 🐸 🤘 Trump 2020
Medusa always turns her men rock hard
😉 Diane 😻
the abominable snowman gets frostbite easily.
When they get dandruff, they really get dandruff!!!
When your beast becomes a rapper and calls himself 50 Centaur.
getting clothes that fit
🕯️ New Year, Same Old Classy AF Brian 🕯️
never receiving financial compensation for their constant representation in media.
Houses dropping out of nowhere
It turns out that the princess is your stepdaughter!
When Medusa looks at you and says 'YOU ROCK' and you can't get excited because you feel stoned.
Hydras get a reputation for giving great head & great head & great head
accidental shearing of girlfriends
No one takes you seriously
Yeti is not allowed to train at Planet Fitness due to height restrictions
Poor self esteem...no one believes in them
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