#MyCollegeApplicationLie

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Your 500k check is in the mail. #MyCollegeApplicationLie
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I’ll be the best college QB in the history of college football. #MyCollegeApplicationLie
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Morris Animal Refuge 14/03/2019 09:33
#MyCollegeApplicationLie?” says Paisley (aka Hazel). “Claiming I was actually human!” Silly puppy! You don’t need to go to college yet - you just need a foster home for 2 weeks before you get adopted! Help her out - email [email protected] or please RT! #SitsNotSATs
http://pic.twitter.com/0cDmJwkjsH – a Morris Animal Refuge
“ #MyCollegeApplicationLie?” says Paisley (aka Hazel). “Claiming I was actually human!” Silly puppy! You don’t need to go to college yet - you just need a foster home for 2 weeks before you get adopted! Help her out - email foster@morrisanimalrefuge.org or please RT! #SitsNotSATs<br>http://pic.twitter.com/0cDmJwkjsH – à Morris Animal Refuge
#MyCollegeApplicationLie I know exactly what I want to do with my life.
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#MyCollegeApplicationLie I definitely support diversity.
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#MyCollegeApplicationLie  I definitely support diversity. <br>http://pic.twitter.com/mrqchmFQBP
I listed "Member of The Harlem Globetrotters" under the Sports section of my college admissions paperwork, but I was actually only a bench warmer for the Washington Generals for one season in 1976. #MyCollegeApplicationLie
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Katt Funny 14/03/2019 09:08
#MyCollegeApplicationLie I was an all-star tee ball champion and pitched a perfect game.
Krista 14/03/2019 09:07
I removed all that guy's organs and only buzzed the thing once. #MyCollegeApplicationLie
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I removed all that guy's organs and only buzzed the thing once. #MyCollegeApplicationLie <br>http://pic.twitter.com/l2ck9SGHR1
Jill Nicole 14/03/2019 09:05
I’ve received all of my vaccinations #MyCollegeApplicationLie
yomomma88 14/03/2019 09:05
#MyCollegeApplicationLie My swim meet photo
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#MyCollegeApplicationLie My swim meet photo <br>http://pic.twitter.com/vYS3bjXAQg
Katt Funny 14/03/2019 09:02
#MyCollegeApplicationLie I said I was the valedictorian of my homeschool.
Mick   🌻 14/03/2019 09:01
#MyCollegeApplicationLie I’ve been a straight A student, fer shur!
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Jödinger's Acct 14/03/2019 09:00
I want to come to your school #MyCollegeApplicationLie
Dirtbag Murphy 14/03/2019 09:00
I pulled myself up from the gutter to get a job as a plumber #MyCollegeApplicationLie
Eric Little 14/03/2019 09:00
"Loves homework" #MyCollegeApplicationLie
Daniel Hopkins 14/03/2019 08:59
I graduated high school six times. #MyCollegeApplicationLie
I'm smort. #MyCollegeApplicationLie
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Dan Raney 14/03/2019 08:59
My ACT score was actually my BAC... #MyCollegeApplicationLie
RiotGrl  🥀 14/03/2019 08:59
*printed on money* I promise I’m not stupid. #MyCollegeApplicationLie
Shea Browning 14/03/2019 08:58
I checked "male" for sex instead of writing "yes, please." #MyCollegeApplicationLie
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