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JJT 15/05/2019 08:54
Oh no! The toilet is clogged again! #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Oh no! The toilet is clogged again! #HitMeWithYourBestPun <br>http://pic.twitter.com/2A1PRaPORP
MonoMe 15/05/2019 06:47
Let me just leave my notes here #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Let me just leave my notes here  #HitMeWithYourBestPun <br>http://pic.twitter.com/QDYP7dc70j
justme 15/05/2019 05:53
#HitMeWithYourBestPun Don't fart in an Apple Store They don't have Windows
Lisafer 15/05/2019 05:47
Overheard at Halloween party: What are you? A harp. You’re too small to be a harp. You calling me a lyre? #HitMeWithYourBestPun
RabbitJ 15/05/2019 05:47
#HitMeWithYourBestPun Bad puns is how eye roll
carter altman 15/05/2019 05:39
A duck walks I to a drug store. Says "Give me some chapstick. Put it on my bill." #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Low Key Savage 15/05/2019 05:28
#HitMeWithYourBestPun Guy goes to the psychiatrist and says "Doc I think about Tom Jones songs all day long. Is that weird?". The doctor says "It's not unusual."
Kim 15/05/2019 05:26
I handed my kid A glue stick instead of A chap stick, she still isn't talking to me. #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Mick   🌻 15/05/2019 05:24
#HitMeWithYourBestPun I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I just can’t put it down!
Springtime Tony 15/05/2019 05:18
A French Cheese factory exploded and nothing was left but de Brie. #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Mick   🌻 15/05/2019 05:14
#HitMeWithYourBestPun I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
Connie 15/05/2019 05:12
#HitMeWithYourBestPun How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? With a bowl of "Surreal"
darkangel 15/05/2019 05:11
#HitMeWithYourBestPun we did it in the elevator, it felt wrong on so many levels
#HitMeWithYourBestPun we did it in the elevator, it felt wrong on so many levels <br>http://pic.twitter.com/mt0ZYoYCwq
Springtime Tony 15/05/2019 05:10
Never date a tennis player, love means nothing to them. #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Brian Kachadurian 15/05/2019 05:06
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. #HitMeWithYourBestPun @AcidicCherryTgz
Gaviscon' Fishin 15/05/2019 05:05
#HitMeWithYourBestPun I was complimented on my driving today Someone left a note on my car that said "Parking Fine" so that was nice.
Gaviscon' Fishin 15/05/2019 05:03
#HitMeWithYourBestPun I've decided to sell my vacuum. It's just been collecting dust...
Melissa Ceylan 15/05/2019 05:03
It’s hard to explain jokes to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally. #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Eric Little 15/05/2019 05:03
I've lost my mood ring. Not sure how I feel about that. #HitMeWithYourBestPun
Mr. Bagels 15/05/2019 05:03
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work. #HitMeWithYourBestPun
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