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Kuwa Taka 11/10/2018 01:32
#CareerGoalsVsCareerReality I always wanted to be a beautiful model, well I'm a model..
#CareerGoalsVsCareerReality I always wanted to be a beautiful model, well I'm a model.. <br>http://pic.twitter.com/zTxcodwl6H
Evan Van 11/10/2018 11:14
#CareerGoalsVSCareerReality My goal was for people to pay me for sex. But now I'm an expert on folding 100 dollar bills and secretly placing it in the hand of Vanilla Sapphire!
#CareerGoalsVsCareerReality Wanted To Be A Rock Star Vs. Will You Turn That Bloody Music Down
Wanted to be a sommelier but got fired for making pour decisions. #CareerGoalsVSCareerReality
#CareerGoalsVsCareerReality Goal : I’m too clever to be a cleaner Reality: @oldskooltags
Sambo @WorldWide 11/10/2018 10:49
#CareerGoalsVSCareerReality I'm a writer /Barely written a shopping list
#CareerGoalsVSCareerReality I'm a writer /Barely written a shopping list <br>http://pic.twitter.com/ooS1tq07Wu
Wanted to buy a tiger like Mike Tyson, but instead got a dog and named him Mike Tyson #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
#CareerGoalsVsCareerReality I wanted to be a Professional Stand Up Comedian. Instead, I’m an Amateur Sit Down Tweeter
JustFunnyStuff 11/10/2018 10:38
#CareerGoalsVSCareerReality I was nearly there. Wanted to work for a paper, now I work for paper.
DavaStarr 11/10/2018 10:38
I wanted to love my job and coworkers I hate my job and 95.9% of my coworkers #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
Cleavage Crumbs 11/10/2018 10:36
#CareerGoalsVsCareerReality Six-figure salary by age 30 -vs- Selling your dirty underwear online to make your rent
Osama 11/10/2018 10:34
#CareerGoalsVsCareerReality I wanted to do voices for TV Cartoon. Now fixing problems in Aluminum/steel plants.
Christy Murphy 11/10/2018 10:33
I thought I’d be a rich and famous writer but instead I’m playing hashtag games at 3:30 in the morning. Buy my books. #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
I want a yacht, so instead I ride the Staten Island ferry #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
Mister Race Bannon 11/10/2018 10:31
Wanted to be a writer... but not of month end reports #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
I want to make everyone at work smile today! Actually, I just want to make it through the day without throat punching all of you. #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
I think this GIF sums it up for most of us... #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
Cameron Grant 11/10/2018 10:30
Goals: Taking the day off. Reality: Working everyday. #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
I'll be there every day 15 minutes early!! Realistically, I'll try to only be 15 minutes late. #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
MFB 11/10/2018 10:29
Everyone wants to be the boss until they meet the employees #CareerGoalsVsCareerReality
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